“Caked in Vaseline they tried to slip him back out but to no avail.
Tom was stuck fast. The only alternative was to gas him until unconscious and then tease him out very gently and slowly.”
Tom, aged 2, is our Tina’s pet Chinchilla and he’d gone and got his nose stuck in the hole of her pet carrier mesh door at the weekend.
This unique service cost Tina £60 which she wasn’t too pleased about.
We did point out that the ‘CHINCHILLA AND LOCAL ANAESTHETIC SERVICE’ would have cost her a lot more had she gone looking for it in some of the seedier clubs on Attercliffe Road.
Readers will be pleased to know Tom is now back home, safe, sound and as nosey as ever.
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